Fire 125,000 total shots.
Survive a specific section without getting hit.
Play every reaction sequence mistake-free.
Complete the game.
Max out all of Captain Smiley's abilities.
Complete three sections of the third genre.
Complete three sections of the second genre.
Spend your hard-earned money and buy all the unlockables from Dr. Winklemeyer.
Complete three sections of the first comic genre.
Earn some cash by talking to people in the base.
Let your feelings guide you.
Destroy 25 of Brad's BradBots.